Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged

So which one are you?
Schizophrenia Do You Hear What I Hear?
Multiple Personality Disorder We Three Kings disoriented Are
Dementia I Think I'll be Home for Christmas
Narcissistic Hark the Herald Angles Sing About Me
Manic Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn
and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars
and Busses and Trucks and trees and Fire Hydrants
and......
Paranoid Santa Claus is Coming to Get me
Borderline Personality Disorder Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
Personality Disorder You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry,
I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder Jingle Bells, jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...
Merry Christmas!!!!