These Humour pages are no longer maintained. Many of the pages are quite old and perhaps the younger among you may not understand them having not been brought up with computers the size of a room.


Many of the pictorial jokes were sent to me by email several years ago when it was all the rage.

I have a reasonable collection of elephant jokes collected many years ago!!

If you find an error or have any new jokes, then please email me.

Too small to have their own pages...

I just had a call from a charity asking me to donate some of my clothes to the starving people throughout the world.

I told them to Sod off!!

Anybody who fits into my clothes isn't starving!!

'Tis Grand to Splash and Wallow,
And Dream of Wave and Tide.
But, Get on with Your Bath, Dear Friend,
For the Next One Waits Outside!

I'm sure that you have seen pharmaceutical advertising in doctors' offices on everything from tissues to note pads. Well, in my book, this one should get the prize....

Light Switch

One of our Chinese doctor friends e-mailed back: "If the light stays on for more than 4 hours, call your erectrician."