Texting for senior citizens

Since seniors are texting and tweeting more and more there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.

ATD At The Doctor's
BFF Best Friend Farted
BTW Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM Covered By Medicare
CUATSC See You At The Senior Center
DWI Driving While Incontinent
FWB Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW Forgot Where I Was
FYI Found Your Insulin
GGPBL Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA Got Heartburn Again
HGBM Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL Living On Lipitor
LWO Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR On My Massage Recliner
OMSG Oh My! Sorry, Gas!
ROFL-CGU Rolling On The Floor Laughing-Can't Get Up
SGGP Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL Talk To You Louder
WAITT Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA Wet The Furniture Again
WTP Where's The Prunes?
WWNO Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In
NCDCWPH Never confuse denture cream with preparation H